Well, I’ve got my invitation, for what looks like a fantastic event in Bodrum this year, but have you got yours?
It is, as they say, an SAS-style initiation test to figure out how to get one, and they may all have gone by now, but I have just one request to the organisers, and that is to buy Mr Paul Vahur a new camera lens.
Because last year, in May 2011, he brought along a special lens, which perfectly reproduced everyone else, but somehow managed to put about 40 pounds onto me.
I mean, just look at that blimp above. Jesus H. Christ. It’s a shocker. Terrifying.
So, Paul, if you’re reading this, please bring along a proper lens this year, one that reproduces reality accurately, rather than the ‘Make Andy Duncan Look Really Fat’ special you had last May.
Otherwise I may be forced to wear a ‘Guido Fawkes’ mask for the entire event.