At Number One, we have ‘Return of the King’.
Number Two brings in ‘Master & Commander’, breathlessly just behind Aragorn.
But what should Numero Trois be? ‘Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince’? The unseen, but almost sure to be brilliant ‘Hobbit’? Or even ‘The Great Escape’?
Oh no, my friends. It’s Ray Stevens and his rendition of ‘Obama’s Money’. It really does have to be seen to be believed. Indeed, if Aragorn had sung for five seconds more in ‘Return of the King’, it may even have snuck in at Number Two, behind Jack Aubrey and Stephen Maturin.